February 2012
beyoncebeytwice:
chromo-somes:
beyoncebeytwice:
today in class i was eating pretzels but i was eating too fast and i like started choking and gagging and this boy that i kinda like was sitting next to me and instead of giving me mouth to mouth and falling in love with me like in the movies he just stared at me so i dont like him anymore
i cannot breathe omfg
yea neither could i
3rd grade:
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME.
SWEET JESUS. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
